Miss Massage

Day, a move End night shift manager and would like to find a place after massage and relax, then driving to the center to a sauna parlors. Go to massage centre, mobile manager selected one of the most beautiful Miss massage, and then go on with her plunge inward magnify. "Boss, I would like to ask you in the hall to the massage or VIP salon in accordance with the general service to guests or mobile services?" Miss massage sweet voice asked. "To the VIP salon bar; VIP services to mobile." So Miss massage the mobile manager into a VIP Baojianli. "Boss, VIP packages subject to inter-200 tips, according to our rules, please prepaid tip I can provide services for you." "Tipping elsewhere are not so high Oh?" Mobile manager asked. "I am sorry, you from other places to turn to us here consumer spending, which would amount to 200 Tipping mobile companies" roaming fees ", was not high." A mobile manager, although some think that this particular rule , but the thought here is not only Miss Donglimao than other places Miss look more beautiful, of course, is also special rules, then launch an all-out two of the "Red Bull" to the massage Miss. Accept the money, Massage Miss asked: "Boss, I would like to ask you to do ordinary full massage or massage?" "A full set of the bar." Mobile manager FOR. "Massage first full pay 500 basic consumer costs, trouble Xianbajian you pay." Said Miss massage. "This is too unreasonable?" Mobile manager somewhat Excitement; But since the end of the day or to pay the money. Shoulejian massage after Miss asked: "Boss, you either have to ask a bath?" Mobile manager thought "money paid Zenbu wash?" So said, "to wash." "Boss, do you wash water or cold water?" "Water." "Please topped 100 water charges." Miss Massage also said. "Mother, are there any Wang Faren?" Detestable naturalization gas, the clothes are from the can not wash? Mobile manager helpless Jiaolejian. "Miss, toilet, how can not see what Heihuhu? To you is to open a lamp ah." "Yes, as soon as you open, but please pay 100 CND fees." Miss massage courtesy answer. "You slaughtered Zhua?" This mobile manager has been Qihuai. "You are our esteemed customers, how can it be said that the pig? Boss you really humorous!" Miss massage courtesy Road. Wash for a while, manager of the mobile massage Miss said, "there are no shower gel?" "I am sorry, shower gel to separate charges; However, we engage in activities, soap is free of charge." "Block soaps come with it." Two minutes later Miss used a massage spent a lot of soap. A mobile veterans, angry: "how do you turn others used soap used to me?" "I am sorry, we here at random with the soap, you get That That needs to be used." "Then I do not use the." "That you paid this month, the first soap to use a total of 300 charges." The massage said Miss polite. "Not free? Also how fees?" Mobile manager Dengdailewen eye. "Tonight you are free to use, but the fees are next." "I will not come back next time you here, it is not necessary to your Goupi soap, what to my money?" "We are here to use soap must use at least one month, calculated in accordance days." "I Fuck! Than Sunerniang shops also black!" Mobile manager of helplessness and pay 300 Qian said: "This time of the fast I did not used for the soap?" "Sorry, it will use this; Have you seen the use of mobile users when CRBT service can choose to use their own哪一首CRBT?" No way, while others feel used a very nausea, nausea also can be used - not the 300 money white.不爽extremely mobile manager to Sanliangxia After washing bath. "Now it started service." Mobile manager would like to get away from here, quickly. "Yes, please pay 500 service fee." Miss massage answer. "Just now is not handed over to the 500?" Mobile manager angrily asked. "That 500 is the basic consumption - a mobile monthly fee, you are submitted to 500 services can be." Miss also FOR massage. Mobile manager thought this place is not playing a game of hurry up走吧, therefore said: "out, out, I do not want the service; you have just 500 returned to me, and I leave." "You really do not service it, really go?" Asked Miss massage. "Do not let you go here also when pigs slaughtered ah? Fast money back to me." Mobile manager has been angry Maohuo the two. "This is because the future has already begun in mind just 10 minutes, so that 500 can not withdraw further to you, as an open mobile card, and no rebate on the monthly fee." Miss massage patiently explained. "To his right to block the ......" others used soap, a shower washing the spent more than 1,000 pieces, this knife was also too tough Beizai, too Wonang mobile manager ...... completely crazy, Fenfen Touyebuchi clothes to wear on the walk out. Little did they know before going out the door, and Miss Massage words: "Boss, please pay 3,000 deposit walk cancel the service; after three months we have come here to present their receipts back to you." "I leave, never to you here; to deposit what services?" Straight wondering mobile manager was smoke. "Is not a 'deposit services' yes' cancellation of the service deposit'; Although you said go, but you do not know how we went to the other will not do massage salon, you know how Gaitian will come back? Therefore, we have to 3000 first to you 'service cancellation deposit,' If you really found that after three months here we have not received services, we will refund the deposit to you - with you to sell to the mobile company, is the same. " "I would not pay to see you also Gancheng I had not?" Mobile manager is a disgruntled. "Of course we will not draw away you, but if you do not cancel the service for the clearance, after a month we have to charge you 500 massage basic consumption fee." Miss massage courtesy answer. "I find you have the ability to go to it." Dignified mobile veterans have not seen any scenes, you can be a massage to Miss deterred? So mobile manager Touyebuhui walk out. Just emerging from a massage center, in the Miss had the benefit of massage that said: "Boss, we here in front of you in a VIP package by the time the ID card to register now to preserve your information in our computer, if You do not cancel the service for clearance, then a month later we will through the courts to massage your company sent arrears alone at the same time, our customer service personnel will be called from time to time to your reminders arrears! " Miss mobile manager after listening to massage this, I suddenly realized that voice eyes "wow" a blood vents out, and then two and one black, Pitong一声back massage centre outside the gate!
一天，某地移动老总加完夜班后想找个地方按摩放松放松，于是驾车去到一家桑拿按摩中心。　　进到按摩中心，移动老总选了一个最漂亮的按摩小姐，然后就跟着她往里走。　　“老板，请问你是在大厅按摩还是到VIP包间按？是要普通服务还是移动贵宾服务？”按摩小姐声音甜甜的问道。　　“到VIP包间吧；要移动贵宾服务。”　　于是按摩小姐把移动老总带进一间VIP包间里。　　“老板，VIP包间要加收200块小费，按我们的规定，请你先付小费我才能为你提供服务。”　　“别的地方小费都没有这么高噢？”移动老总问道。　　“不好意思，你从别的地方消费转过来到我们这里消费，这200块小费就相当于移动公司的“漫游费”，一点都不高的。” 　　移动老总一听，虽然觉得这规矩有点特别，但心想这里的小姐不但非常懂礼貌而且比别的地方的小姐长得漂亮多了，规矩特别点也是当然的，于是痛快的掏出两张“红牛”交给按摩小姐。　　收下钱后，按摩小姐又问：“老板，请问你是要做普通按摩还是全套按摩？”　　“全套的吧。”移动老总答。　　“全套按摩要先交500块基本消费费，麻烦你先把钱交了。”按摩小姐又说。　　“这也太离谱了吧？”移动老总有点不痛快了；不过既然来了最后还是把钱交了。　　收了钱后按摩小姐又问：“老板，请问你要不要先个洗澡？”　　移动老总心想“钱都交了怎不洗呢？”于是说道“要洗。” 　　“老板，请问你洗热水还是冷水？”　　“热水。” 　　“请你加付100块热水费。”按摩小姐又说道。　　“妈的，还有没有王法了？”可气归气，衣服都脱了能总不能不洗吧？移动老总无奈的交了钱。　　“小姐，卫生间里怎么黑糊糊的什么也看不见？你到是把灯开开呀。” 　　“好的，马上就为你开；不过请你先交100块来电显示费。”按摩小姐礼貌的回答。　　“你们宰猪啊？”移动老总这下被气坏了。 　　“你是我们尊敬的顾客，怎么能说是猪呢？老板你真幽默！”按摩小姐彬彬有礼道。　　洗了一会儿，移动老总对按摩小姐说“有没有沐浴露？”　　“不好意思，沐浴露要另外收费的；不过我们在搞活动，香皂是免费的。”　　“那就拿块香皂来吧。”　　两分钟后按摩小姐拿来一块用去了好多的香皂。移动老总一看，生气道：“你怎么能把别人用过的香皂拿来给我用？” 　　“不好意思，我们这里的香皂是随意拿的，拿到那块你就要用那块。”　　“这样我不要用了。”　　“那请你先付清这个月的香皂使用费共300块。”按摩小姐和气的说道。　　“不是说免费的？怎么又要收费？”移动老总瞪大了眼睛。　　“今晚是免费让你使用，但下次的都是收费的。” 　　“可我下次不会再来你们这里了，根本用不着你们的狗屁香皂，凭什么收我的钱？” 　　“我们这里规定使用香皂必须至少使用一个月，不按天计算。”　　“我靠！比孙二娘的店还黑！”移动老总无奈的又交了300块钱说“这回总该给我换快没用过的香皂了吧？”　　“抱歉，就用这块吧；你见过移动用户使用彩铃业务的时候可以自己选择使用哪一首彩铃的吗？”　　没办法，虽然感觉别人用过了很恶心，可恶心也要用了——不然300块钱就白花了。移动老总极度不爽地三两下洗完了澡。 　　“现在开始服务吧。”移动老总想快点完事离开这里了。　　“好的，请你先交500块服务费。”按摩小姐回答。　　“刚才不上交了500块了吗？”移动老总怒问。　　“那500块是基本消费——相当移动的月租费，你现在再交500块才能得到服务。”按摩小姐又答。　　移动老总心想这地方没法玩了还是快点走吧，于是就说：“算了、算了，我不要服务了；你把刚才的500块退给我，我要走了。”　　“你真的不要服务了吗、真的要走吗？”按摩小姐问。　　“不走还留在这里让你们当猪宰啊？快退钱给我。”移动老总已经气得两眼冒火了。 　　“是这样的，因为刚才前台已经开始记钟了，所以那500块不能再退给你；就象移动的卡一开通，月租费就不退了。”按摩小姐耐心的解释。　　“去他吗的......”用了块别人用过的香皂洗了个澡就花了1000多块，这一刀被宰得也太狠、太窝囊了......移动老总彻底抓狂了，忿忿的穿上衣服头也不抬就往外走。　　谁知还没走出门口，按摩小姐又说话了：“老板，请你先交了3000块取消服务押金再走；三个月后可凭收据来这里我们给你退回。”　　“我要走了，永远不来你们这里了；还要什么服务押金？”移动老总脑门直冒烟。　　“不是‘服务押金’是‘取消服务押金’；你虽然说要走，但我们怎么知道你不会不会跑到其它包间去做按摩、又怎知道你改天会不会再来？所以我们要先收你3000块‘取消服务押金’，要是三个月后发现你确实不在我们这里接受过服务，我们就会把押金退还你——这跟你到移动公司去销号是一样的。”　　“老子就是不交，看你们还敢抢了老子不成？”移动老总是火冒三丈了。　　“我们当然不会抢你，不过你要是不办理取消服务手续的话，以后每个月我们都要收取你500块的按摩基本消费费。”按摩小姐礼貌的回答。　　“你们有本事找到我就去要吧。”堂堂移动老总什么场面没见过，还能被你一个按摩小姐给吓住了？于是移动老总头也不回就走了出去。　　刚刚走出按摩中心大门，刚才的那个按摩小姐又跟上来说道：“老板，前面你在我们这里开VIP包间的时候用身份证做了登记，现在你的资料以保存在我们的电脑里，如果你现在不办理取消服务手续，那么以后每个月我们都会通过法院给你的公司寄去按摩欠费单；同时，我们的客服人员也将会不定期打电话到你家催交欠费的！”　　移动老总听完按摩小姐这话，顿时感到嗓眼一腥“哇”的一口鲜血喷口而出，接着两眼一黑，扑通一声倒在了按摩中心的大门外！