Joke

1. Hunters hunting, look at the trees have two birds, lay a Juqiang found not only hair, and is puzzled, and the other hunters only Daofei down cursed: Transamerica, I just coax her clothes from light, you put her up early on. . . 2. Kill the rooster to do is stop operations, starting with the hen was that the rooster: do not let you down when Guangaoer! Rooster: Do you think that I Shaya his mother, I continue her into a widow. . . 3. Custody at a restaurant in parrots hanging in the entrance, Weike to say: "Hello, Welcome!" A frequent visitor to think: I see you quickly into the response. One day he "freeloaders" ran into, and the parrot said: "He Grandma! Scared me jump!" 4. Military exercise, a very far from artillery shells, the soldiers found that sent Show: shells fell farmland, Tanaka is stand you, you crusher looking dark clothing saturated in tears and said: steal stars with artillery bombardment cabbage Fandeizhao ? ? ? 5. Restaurant flies toilet flies: You recover fishy Dichou day, I always popular spicy drink, and over! Toilet flies: Road is not for different people, eat good Weishayong, light beauty Have you seen several Pipi? ? ? 6. Opening of the Beijing-Kowloon Railway, farmers along the roadside to watch the car and a woman passenger out of the window after for sanitary napkins, farmers face a face stickers, farmers had said: I am speaking! This car is fast, floating sheet of paper can play the nose bleeding! ! ! 7. You heard? Review of the Past and only 500 for the rub shoulders in this life is over, the 1000 Review Xiangshiyixiao only Predestiny this life, such as Let's friend, Shangbeizi not do other, the back-he * has. . . 8. A woman urinating in the toilet, a drink into a Zuigui heard Huahua urine sound Mangshui: Do not go out, I really do not drink! Terrified women, not in the urine, putting Ganpi Biebuzhu, drunkard said: I am speaking, how a bottle and Kai! 9. Morning, the rooster to a hen for the good of others started beating Dayton, hen asked: Why cock fight you? I do not know that a hen asked rooster, rooster: it Qingniang parade, which this morning with the under-duck! ! ! 10.20 years ago mother holding in your car, etc., are the ugly joke child, mother cried, and a banana Laodaiye sell patted her mother said: large Meizibieku! Bananas to the monkeys eat you! Really hungry poor are not the hair. . . 11. Ganlv migrant farmers, encountered rogue, rogue: eat yet? Farmer said: eating. Rogue: I asked the donkey. A peasant, turned to the two donkeys fan slap in the face: the mother, not the city with relatives say. 12. Pig for God demands Toutai life. Dili asked said: farming? A Tahu. Said: work? FOR too tired. Said: Shuahou? FOR too difficult. Dili asked Heqiu? Answer: abusers can eat drink! Dili turning: Dog Day also want to be state cadres! 13. Middle room of a child after birth laughs, nurse midwives are very strange, surrounded observed that the children fist cinch, Bokai after drugs found to be an abortion, only a child said: Transamerica! I would like to get rid of? Not so easy! ! 14. Ducks and crabs race, to the finish line at the same time, it is difficult to distinguish the outcome, the Magistrate said: You both rock scissors to cloth! In his ducks: Transamerica! Black Whistle ah! Calculation me, and I was a cloth, he always cut a