Comedy quotes

M: I and my boyfriend breaking up, but I still love him, how do 10,000: the breaking up on breaking up the hymns M: But I still love him ah ~ ~ ~ ~ 10000: Do you now is a ah in the bottom of HAMA, only to see that only around HAMA. , And so one day you climb up to, see better HAMA, and you will not think this has HAMA. HAMA outside more, the old Why pester a HAMA ~ ~ ~ ~ We all laughed dormitory of the halo ~ ~ how people used to describe a HAMA MM ah Haoe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ is just frogs He said inside and outside the contradictions 10,000: Welcome to the Garden of Eden, I Wanfeng. We welcome the audience ... Hangzhou xxxxx FOR hotline for friends. Discussion on sexual. Health and emotional aspects of the matter M: 10,000 teachers. Below I find myself uncomfortable ..... 10000: A?? Below what? .. You clearly that the legs of Albania, Azerbaijan feet are below .. :..... Male genitalia .. is .. is .. 10000: .. You have no Argentine dirty sex? Have Luangao? A ....( here that we omitted) M: You said ........ 10000: to go to the hospital that the hospital kept a good .. not .. I have here is not hospitals. Not the doctor ... I Female: 10,000 Crazy teachers, 10000: A .. Hello. Waterloo is not just teachers .. M: I and my boyfriend ... (did not finish .. 10,000: wow ... .. we say that A little older you learn ... do not find any urgency .... M: It is not not ... .. We we are not a problem ........ feelings but I also love him ... how do you say ah 10000: A ... to resolve this matter your own good or not? Depends prison .. you asked me what is the use. We seem almost to the time .. Welcome to the Garden of Eden Box ............... Listen: "Wanfeng teacher, I do not know how one thing to see my girlfriend penile erection will be how?" Million: "how do?! You young people thinking of doing so complicated? Erectile always the same as holding a pistol Why? Grasping agents ah? A woman: "hee hee……" Million: "What music? What is the good music?" A woman: "million-feng teacher?" 10,000: "I am a million-feng, please say!" A woman: "This is…… morning I woke up her husband not to…… erection" Million: "Why should an erection? Why nothing to do with the old hardware?" A woman: "They said that the morning to Bo……" Million: "Who tell you, nothing erection, the old Bo, hardware dignified stay Bang Bang, it is disease! Nothing Bo on 10 minutes, quickly going to check, cut……" A woman: "They say ah…… so good……" Million: "Do not they say that they said that! Morning Bo is, but not everyone is like, you hold Paoni morning, and do not think it will not work hard! Chi! OK? …… We say………… " Once, a telephone into: Wanfeng teachers? ? Then he said: It is ah! ! A: Oh, you are ah! 10,000 crazy ah, the B *** your mother 10000 (phone cards): What ah! What ah! ! If I heard wrong? Ah! ! Then put recording is: I come from the mother ah! ! Experts called for sex education from the age of zero! ! On one occasion, into a personal call, Q: Wanfeng teacher ?????? A: Yes, ah! Q: My girlfriend and I have taken place, the results, and now she not to menstruation, we are very worried! Answer: There are two possibilities for such a situation, one is pregnant, another is in a period of time while you were scared you were a scared, scared any more! Q :............. threatened to get such strong !!!!!!!!!!!! ???????? Boys: "Oh, my girlfriend and I want to get married tomorrow, I do not know how the wedding night, will……?" 10,000 crazy: "Oh? You ask me such things? Ask your parents to ah……… they do not have experience of it, ah?" 10000: The audience…… Listen: 10,000 teachers ah, my penis is not straight, will there be any problem ah…… 10,000: you have to do it straight, but not as a ruler to use! Yansi do not know is how Progressive radio, halo ~ ~ ~ Also remember the junior section::: Listen: 10000 Old ticks crazy ah? 10000: Please? Listen: I feel his penis of a very short ah…… 10,000: short, you know how short? Listen: I am not the only erectile… CM…… 10,000: that you know how to short their own than others? Listen:………… 10,000: ah ~! . ! #. I have said many times, do not simply say that their penis short ah. After doctors confirmed only is the disease, CAI Xue to surgery. Ah ~ ~ had seen a report, said that scientists found that a certain tribes in Africa, not in the male penis erection circumstances are 30-40 cm, labor, usually with a rope to send in their waists ………… ah ~ ~ then you said you take a big guy and he pointed also………… How can she say that the earth eight blowing, it is estimated that it will only Yansi ~! ￥ #. ……%% -…… *(**- Listeners: Wanfeng teacher, I 22:00 to a hostel, they were locked up security interrogation, I was beaten them. 10,000: Oh, such things happen every day, there is nothing of. Listeners: However, they are too unreasonable, which is illegal. 10,000: this kind of thing and I say you do not really want to say, go to the Public Security Bureau.管不了of us here. Listeners: However, I feel very aggrieved. 10000: Well good, then why should you out late? Not on the evening in the home with nothing to do?